You might be a hockey mom if...
-long underwear is a staple in your wardrobe
-you coordinate accessories according to the colours of your team
-you have the OMHA Stats site bookmarked, and you check it regularly
-you automatically count the bench of the other team as they enter the ice
-you know what it means to count the bench....
-you know how long, OR how short, 30 seconds is, depending on whether your team is winning or losing