Yes, even MORE horrifying than finding a mouse in your crockpot!!
So horrifying I almost cannot speak of it.
But I started this post, so I will. But I warn you .... you won't be able to look at me the same again....
Looking for an excuse not to look at me ever, ever again???
Here it is.
Today I made the most basic mistake, the mistake that is made fun of on movies and TV shows, the thing that your mother warns you about from the first time you ever put on a skirt...
I tucked the back of my long flowing skirt into my bloomers. It was a long full skirt so no hiney was exposed but IT COULD HAVE BEEN hanging out for all the elementary children in Small Town to see!!!
A very sweet, concerned parent volunteer followed me down the hall, ran to catch up with me, and then pointed out my faux pas.
Then I laughed.
But not really.