Monday, May 9, 2011


Saturday night DH and I went to see Them Idiots Whirled Tour starring Bill Engvall, Jeff Foxworthy and Larry the Cable Guy.

I laughed so hard all night that my tummy muscles are still sore today.  I feel like I've done situps for an hour.  They were so funny.  I wish I could remember even half the jokes.  I told DH I am very glad that I don't have bladder control issues, 'cause I wouldn't have been able to handle it.

My favourite joke was from Larry.  You have to hear this with a southern red-neck drawl, so use your imagination.

Larry says, "I was shoppin' at Walmart when 'boom' I hit somethin' and I thought 'crap this is going to cost me tens of dollars.  Then I got lookin' to see what in tar-nation I'd hit.  Well, it was a midget.  I says "geez I'm sorry.  Y'all okay.'  And the midget says 'well, I ain't happy.  So I says 'which one are ya then?"

If you want to escape reality and feel your tummy muscles.  I recommend skipping the sit ups and yoga and go to You Tube to check out Larry, Jeff or Bill.

Two hours with those boys washed away the week before and set me in the right frame of mind for the next

Git 'er done.

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