should I be worried?

I think I should be worried.

I arrived home on Friday to find a large box in my back porch.  It's Christmas time; it's not unusual for there to be large box delivered.

The worrisome part?

The label on the box says, "Fantasy Cat House."

Fantasy cat house?  Where is this leading?  I already have a limo parked in my garage; the interior colour of which I refer to "whore-house red."  Do you see where I am going with this?

I sense a worrisome theme at Shady Lane.

I have to talk to DH.