Conversation with the Boy:
Boy: Mom, I just ate a LOT of jube jubes.
Me: Uh huh
Boy: I mean A LOT.
Me: Uh huh.
Boy: If I were to have a poop right now, it would be multi-coloured.
...and you know what my thought was? I'm glad he used the word "poop." Yep, right there, that's mother-or-the-year thinking, folks....